The Snaggletooth is coming to get your people.
Drop a little saline solution in those bloodshot eyes, and then pull on the 686 Men's Snaggletooth Board Short. You're already late to your mother's cousin's bar mitzvah and pool party, so you and your quick-drying shorts better start hurrying. Once you get there, be sure to point out the embroidered leg graphic to all the pretty ladies in attendance. No doubt they will drop a quick, "Wwwhhhhat!?" on you, and then you'll be like, "Oh yeah. Run and tell THAT!"