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'Wanna make five-dollars, the hard way?'

Throw on the Airhole Wolf Mask before you head to the local mega-mart to howl at the ample moons jiggling in and out of the automatic doors. This mask dials in the mystery as you mount the store-supplied rascal and begin, ever so slowly, to coast behind a particularly rotund creature. As you approach and honk the tiny horn in appreciation, lift the mask just a titch to show off your 'stache, and hope with all hope that she turns your way to show you hers.