Let Analog Censor you.
You could walk around sporting one of those black squares that hides celebrities’ privates from magazine readers—or perhaps a strategically placed fig leaf. Or you could wear the Analog Men’s Censor Shorts. They’re far less drafty than a flimsy piece of foliage, and their bright plaid pattern is much easier on the eyes than your flabby ass. Analog added an embroidered logo and a metal tag to let peeps know who’s keeping you covered.