You should feel pretty lucky when you’re wearing the Analog Men’s Fortunate Sweater. Because some people aren’t fortunate enough to have nice sweaters like this. Oh, go back to that last sentence. You see that? It’s like a little play on words, how clever. Because, you see, the sweater’s name is the fortunate sweater, and then it says some people aren’t fortunate enough to have sweaters like this. Man, we are good.