You read Jumbly-Jammer Magazine for the articles, right?
Blow off the teeny-bopper, hipster, skinny-jeans crowd and head to the adult bookstore for some stimulating reading material. You have no time to hang out with the kiddies, and neither does the Analog Median Denim Pant. The Median has a nice, baggy fit with plenty of room to cram literature while the clerk isn't looking. Being sophisticated is great, but some of that stuff is just embarrassing.