Maybe a cup of coffee will help ... of course it's cold, day-old office coffee.
It seems like everything is going wrong. Your alarm clock didn't go off, your chain feel off your bike during your rush to work, and your phone is dead. The only thing that seems to be working out is that your Analog Sabbath Short-Sleeve Crew has such a great cut that it looks good with just about anything. That actually makes up for the fact that you forgot to wear deodorant and left your wallet at home.