Have you noticed how girls stop paying attention to you as soon as the sun comes out? It's not the glare coming off your forehead, it's those ridiculous shades you're wearing. They were totally badass in '95, but you've gotten your money's worth. Move on to the Anarchy Dominate Sunglasses. The lightweight nylon frames flex to fit your face without pressure points, and the shatter-resistant polycarbonate lenses can be swapped for your prescription if you don't feel like having laser beams shot into your eyes.