Only derelicts need apply for the job of being awesome.
Bluebird morning meetings in the lot, midnight bonfires on New Year's, and summer's lounging in the hot sun at the clubhouse require a certain breed of person as well as a slick pair of shades. Some like to call this breed of seasonal employee a 'derelict,' and, if you're one of 'em, then the appropriate eyewear is the Arnette Derelict Sunglasses. The polarized polycarbonate lenses block the harsh wavelengths reflecting off the ice luge as well as the champagne spray getting dispensed in the living room. Yep, the Derelict Sunglasses are a crucial part of your derelict-ism and should be worn at all times.