Keep your money in the gas tank and you'll be a total badass.
What's that? You think that style been stolen by masses of kids in tight pants and the hoody-under-jacket look? Well, it's time to steal it back, and you can start with the wrap-around, slightly square-shaped Heist Sunglasses. When you slip on the Heist and crank the throttle of your iron horse, the hipsters sporting over-sized, round-lens shades will shiver and ride away on their fixies to the nearest coffee shop.