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The Bataleon Women's Distortia Snowboard isn't some dumbed-down, wussied-out version of a men's board. The Distortia is a serious park weapon built to humiliate your unsuspecting victims regardless of their sex, height, weight, age, or religion—the Distortia does not discriminate. A super-light, freestyle-flex poplar core, extra-wide binding inserts, and Bataleon's revolutionary 3D Triple Base Technology all spell big trouble for anyone foolish enough to get in your way.
Triple Base Technology is a 3-dimensional regular camber profile with upturned edges (sides) toward the tip and tail for pop, edge control, and forgiveness
Narrow shape for women's smaller feet
True twin shape for predictable riding forward or switch
Forgiving flex for confident mountain-wide shredding
Bi Ax laminates over and under the core for a flexy board with tons of feedback so you know exactly what's going on under your feet
Poplar Core Core (not a typo) with hardwood stringers along the inserts for added strength and pop
Super-durable extruded base is easy to repair and still rides well if you're a slacker about waxing (not recommended, though)
Precise Pattern 20-hole inserts for extra-wide stances
Thin Lightning Edges give more feedback for better board feel
Bottom Line: Ride like a girl (with a demonic possession).
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