Bataleon Distortia Snowboard - Women's

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The Bataleon Women's Distortia Snowboard isn't some dumbed-down, wussied-out version of a men's board. The Distortia is a serious park weapon built to humiliate your unsuspecting victims regardless of their sex, height, weight, age, or religion—the Distortia does not discriminate. A super-light, freestyle-flex poplar core, extra-wide binding inserts, and Bataleon's revolutionary 3D Triple Base Technology all spell big trouble for anyone foolish enough to get in your way.

Triple Base Technology is a 3-dimensional regular camber profile with upturned edges (sides) toward the tip and tail for pop, edge control, and forgiveness
Narrow shape for women's smaller feet
True twin shape for predictable riding forward or switch
Forgiving flex for confident mountain-wide shredding
Bi Ax laminates over and under the core for a flexy board with tons of feedback so you know exactly what's going on under your feet
Poplar Core Core (not a typo) with hardwood stringers along the inserts for added strength and pop
Super-durable extruded base is easy to repair and still rides well if you're a slacker about waxing (not recommended, though)
Precise Pattern 20-hole inserts for extra-wide stances
Thin Lightning Edges give more feedback for better board feel

Bottom Line: Ride like a girl (with a demonic possession).

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Length:: 143 cm, 146 cm, 149 cm, 152 cm
Shape:: twin
Flex:: soft (3 of 10 on Bataleon's scale)
Camber:: TBT Twin (hybrid)
Effective Edge:: [143cm] 1070 mm; [146cm] 1100 mm; [149cm] 1120 mm; [152cm] 1140 mm
Waist Width:: [143cm] 236 mm; [146cm] 239 mm; [149cm] 242 mm; [152cm] 245 mm
Sidecut Radius:: [143cm] 7.35 m; [146cm] 7.5 m; [149cm] 7.65 m; [152cm] 7.8 m
Stance Setback:: centered
Core:: poplar
Base:: extruded
Recommended Use:: freestyle, your girlfriend's favorite park board, jibbing
Manufacturer Warranty:: 2 years

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We have found this method to be quick, secure, and cost effective. close Pass It On 2 More 3 Detail Views OG Photos No photos have been uploaded yet. Be the first to upload your photo of the Distortia Snowboard - Women's. > Bataleon Distortia Snowboard - Women's The Bataleon Women's Distortia Snowboard isn't some dumbed-down, wussied-out version of a men's board. The Distortia is a serious park weapon built to humiliate your unsuspecting victims regardless of their sex, height, weight, age, or religion—the Distortia does not discriminate. A super-light, freestyle-flex poplar core, extra-wide binding inserts, and Bataleon's revolutionary 3D Triple Base Technology all spell big trouble for anyone foolish enough to get in your way. 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Research out-of-stock versions: Bataleon Distortia Snowboard - Women's - 2010 Bataleon Distortia Snowboard - Women's - 2010 Tech Specs: Length: 143 cm, 146 cm, 149 cm, 152 cm Shape: twin Flex: soft (3 of 10 on Bataleon's scale) Camber: TBT Twin (hybrid) Effective Edge: [143cm] 1070 mm; [146cm] 1100 mm; [149cm] 1120 mm; [152cm] 1140 mm Waist Width: [143cm] 236 mm; [146cm] 239 mm; [149cm] 242 mm; [152cm] 245 mm Sidecut Radius: [143cm] 7.35 m; [146cm] 7.5 m; [149cm] 7.65 m; [152cm] 7.8 m Stance Setback: centered Core: poplar Base: extruded Recommended Use: freestyle, your girlfriend's favorite park board, jibbing Manufacturer Warranty: 2 years