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Ride like a girl (with a demonic possession).

The Bataleon Women's Distortia Snowboard isn't some dumbed-down, wussied-out version of a men's board. The Distortia is a serious park weapon built to humiliate your unsuspecting victims regardless of their sex, height, weight, age, or religion—the Distortia does not discriminate. A super-light, freestyle-flex poplar core, extra-wide binding inserts, and Bataleon's revolutionary 3D Triple Base Technology all spell big trouble for anyone foolish enough to get in your way.

The Distortia's Park TBT rocker provides plenty of stability when you need it and forgiveness in the most crucial moments. The profile mimics regular camber but with a 3D shape at the nose and tail, where the edges are turned up. This profile gives the board a playful feel, but also powerful edge control when the edges are weighted. Bataleon's Core core is poplar with hardwood reinforcements for a smooth medium flex and light weight. The Distortia's directional shape gives the board a predicatable feel, and Bataleon's Lightning edges are thinner than most, so they reduce the board's weight. Bataleon finished the board off with an easy-to-repair extruded base.

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