Ride like a girl (with a demonic possession).
The Bataleon Women's Distortia Snowboard isn't some dumbed-down, wussied-out version of a men's board. The Distortia is a serious park weapon built to humiliate your unsuspecting victims regardless of their sex, height, weight, age, or religion—the Distortia does not discriminate. A super-light, freestyle-flex poplar core, extra-wide binding inserts, and Bataleon's revolutionary 3D Triple Base Technology all spell big trouble for anyone foolish enough to get in your way.
The Distortia's Park TBT
rocker provides plenty of
stability when you need
it and forgiveness in the most crucial moments. The profile mimics regular camber but
with a 3D shape at the nose and tail, where the edges are turned
up. This profile gives the board a playful feel, but also
powerful edge control when the edges are weighted. Bataleon's Core core
is poplar with hardwood reinforcements for a smooth medium flex and
light weight. The Distortia's directional shape gives the board a
predicatable feel, and Bataleon's Lightning edges are thinner than
so they reduce the board's weight. Bataleon finished the board off with an easy-to-repair extruded base.