Crack open a bottle of your favorite malt liquor, slide it in a paper bag, and get ready for an afternoon of sippin’ on the porch. Heroes like you know that the best things in life say 40 Oz. on the label. And if the 5-0 hassle you, reverse your Billabong 40 Oz. hat to the plaid side and disappear into the suburban jungle. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.