Or, you could just listen to the leprechaun.
You know that leprechaun that appears from time-to-time and tells you to burn things? Yeah, that's not normal. Maybe it's time you button up the Billabong Men's Asylum Flannel Shirt and commit yourself to the nearest funny farm. The cotton fabric won't chafe under your restraints, and the flashy plaid design helps your imaginary friends find you easier.