OK, so Billabong is calling this thing the Clayton Flannel Shirt, but let's get real for a moment here, people. Lumberjacks just aren't going to wear it. For starters, it's missing the tell-tale plaid yarn pattern that those burly woodsmen crave and instead has horizontal strips. Secondly, it has a hood instead of a collar, and we all know how much ax-wielding forest fellers despise hoods. It does have a button front, though, so, maybe it's not all bad.