Don’t ship yourself to Thailand without it.
Box yourself up in a crate, slap a shipping label on it, and send yourself off to that surf-side destination you always wanted to visit. You’ll probably need some food and water for the journey, and maybe a flashlight with some reading material, too. But those items are all secondary to your Billabong Crates Tank Top. Not only will it keep you somewhat cool in your stuffy box, but, upon re-entering the world of the living, it’ll leave plenty of your light-starved skin exposed so you can quickly soak up as much vitamin D as possible.