Display your verrrrry liberal side, and they'll never bother you again.
Holyheck, those people are knocking on your door for the third time this week. How many times do you have to tell them you're not going to convert? Well, you still have those leather bottoms that you got last summer at that Xtreme Pleasures store. Pull those on, plus your Billabong Dakota Slide Halter Top, and answer the door.