OK, squirt guns don't have safeties.
Slide into the Billabong Faded Zippered Sweatshirt and hang out of the passenger side with your heater loaded and off safety. It's time to teach a few lessons. The Faded sweatshirt won't protect you if they have guns, because cotton isn't waterproof. You just better hope that your new Ultra Mega Water Blaster will reach their porch.