If he invites his friends over, you’ll kill him.
Unfortunately you lost a bet with your boyfriend. As a result you have to walk around the house wearing the Billabong Women’s Free Spirit Chloe Tropic Shirred Side Bikini Bottom tomorrow evening during Monday Night Football. He specifically chose this bikini bottom because of its skimpy seat coverage and how good it looks on you. You also have to wear the matching Kylie Bandeau Bikini Top, but he did say top was optional, which isn’t going to happen.