Beware of pirates.
Sail away while wearing the Billabong Men's Hook Tank Top. A whale took the arm off a guy you once read about, and you're going to get it back (the arm that is). We suggest recruiting a crew first, and maybe stealing a sea-worthy vessel. Just walk on down to the local marina, grab some keys from the always-open lock box (rich people are so generous), hop on board the biggest boat you can find, and set sail. Booty, whales, and adventure await you in the open ocean!