You better just face it.
Three men walk into a bar. They says to the bartender, 'Hey can we get some beer?" The bartender brings out a pitcher and they fill up their glasses. They drink the beer, and start hitting on these really hot girls. The girls are like, 'Um, we're, like, tired.' Now, you may be expecting a punchline at this point, but you're going to be disappointed. Here's the thing: you can go into all the bars you want, but without a good-looking shirt like the Billabong Reverse tank top, all you're going to get is a little beer and a lot of disappointment.