The bouncer is being a complete bastard and won’t listen to how you need help finding your shoes. You are sure they ended up under the register and it’s not your fault you had to crawl over the bar to get there. In reality, he should be thanking you. You were the one giving body shots to their patrons and helping them bring in a crowd. The least they can do is show some gratitude and help you find your damn shoes. This douche wouldn’t even have a job if it wasn’t for you, and you tell him so. As you stumble home without your shoes, you are grateful you are wearing your Risky Biz Socks from Billabong. Your feet look better than they did with shoes on.