Often overlooked on the fringes of society, pant saggers have faced a moral dilemma for generations. Too little sag and they look just like every other Joe Schmo at the food court. But too much sag and their pants succumb to the laws of gravity, causing many-a-sagger to fall on his face. But there is hope—and that hope begins with you. Choose the Billabong Status Belt for the pant sagger in your life and help him optimize his sagging potential without compromising his face’s structural integrity.