“Wow, you totally remind me of my grandma. She likes shoes without heels too. They don’t hurt her bunions. Not that you have bunions. But um, I like your dress too. Did you get it on sale? Girls like sales.”
The fellas will stumble all over themselves when you wear the Billabong Women’s Tongue Tyed Tank Top. As long as they don’t literally stumble and spill the popcorn all over your pretty shirt in the movie theater, that’s a good thing. Just be prepared.