The Billabong Men's Valor T-Shirt is dangerous. The horses printed on the chest make it kind of big and stupid, which, by itself, isn't that bad. What worries us is its unpredictable skittish nature. It can walk through a battlefield with bombs falling all around it and be just fine, then see a mouse, freak out and trample you to death. Or it might just take a crap the size of a manhole cover and leave it there for you to deal with.