Cool story Hansel. Cooler wax.
Leave the woes of the city behind and head to the mountains to slay with your Bluebird Guch All-Temp Wax. A dry base is not to be trifled with. This wax will keep your base properly moisturized, fast, and ready to be like, 'whoa, was that a method over a 110-foot gap with a yeti dancing in the middle?' And then you'll be like, 'yeah it was!'