Cram your valuables into the Brixton Men’s Chord Wallet and watch it go to work. While you’re staring at your wallet, watching nothing happen, you will notice its thin bi-fold design and classy understated styling. You will see two long pockets for your paper money or checks and you will think to yourself ‘I don’t have enough money to fill one pocket, let alone two’. You will also notice slots for your ID, your fake ID, and four stolen credit cards. Or maybe just six stolen credit cards. Or six fake ID’s—whatever you want, really. It’s your wallet.