'So what? ... So let's dance!'
Although the Burton Lil Buddy Cooler Bag doesn't come with a cardboard fold-out break dance fighting floor, it does come with all you need to have a impromptu parking lot party. A standard 3.5mm headphone jack is the only link you need to be DJ Rad and bang out beats through the weather resistant, AA battery-operated speaker module in the zippered front pocket. Stash a twelver of your favorite canned beverage or a few less of the high-quality bottled stuff (which you'll be able to open with the included bottle opener zipper pull) on ice in the main compartment. Be sure to load up one of the side pockets with your dispensary meds and the other with your coozie, sunscreen, and snacks before you head for the beach, terrain park, disc golf course, or concert.