Get your big-ass boots on the Capita Stairmaster Wide Snowboard, and get yo'self on the rails.
Built shorter and fatter than any other Capita model, the Stairmaster Snowboard exists to run laps through the park. This isn't a workout machine for dudes with wide loads. Capita engineered this twintip so big-footed park monkeys can butter jibs without toe overhang. Cynics say Capita shot itself in the foot with this board. But cynics are known for not appreciating a sick deal when they see it. Originally intended as an out-of-box discount ride, the Stairmaster's super-fun maneuverability and quite slight price tag has earned it legendary status. With full-wrap steel edges, a poppy poplar core, and a radial sidecut for smooth turns, the Stairmaster Wide guarantees you more rails-per-dollar than any board out there.