Obviously stylish, secretly functional.
The Cappel Women's Secret Insulated Jacket actually makes you invisible, so you can hop the lifts for free, poach lines, and leak government secrets without being detected. It's got a tailored design that's reminiscent of Watergate informants and private investigators, with snap chest pockets and trenchcoat-style belt loops that Deep Throat would've loved, and a powder skirt and mesh-lined underarm zips that probably would've left him a little confused. When you're lurking in cold parking garage shadows, flip up the attached hood and cinch it tight with the street-style draw cord, or make use of the fleece-lined handwarmer pockets when you're actually on the mountain. The waterproof Aquapel shell and light insulation will come come in handy, too, when you're checking out secret powder stashes, details of which you refuse to divulge. You won't need to use the fabric lift ticket loop, though, seeing as no one knows you're there.