High-fives to the fellow bohemians who reject the Way of the Phone.
In your eyes, most other riders function as little more than speed bumps. Swat the cell phone out of each offender's hand with the Celtek Women's Hello Operator Mitten. A fleece lining manages moisture, because let's face it: beating up on nerds is a sweat-intensive activity. On the flip side, if you find your powder fever can't be treated except in sub-zero conditions, the Hello Operator's claw-like design preserves both warmth and dexterity.