Toaster pastries are the only food immune to zombie-virus contamination.
Pull on the Comune BSZA F2 Jacket and join the unruly masses looting the local Mega-Mart. We doubt Braydon Szafranski had the zombie invasion in mind when designing this modern military-style coat—but that’s why his brains are probably digesting inside some undead ghoul’s stomach. Dump the entire store’s ammo cache into the staggered chest pockets, and stuff the double-entry waist pockets with toaster pastries. Now you’re ready to rock.