So, mom...I'm going to need you to NOT read your email until I come home next summer. That's cool, right?
Beware: the DAKINE Men's Stryper Full-Zip Hoody has a mischievous streak about it. Failure to wear this comfy cotton hoody every day of the week may result in the delivery of all of the photos on your cell phone to your mom's email account. And that, as we all know, could get embarrassing ....