Some people say you have an evil side. But that's oversimplifying things. It's not that your evil side 'takes over' now and then. The truth is that you're actually capable of analyzing and agreeing with two opposing moral positions at the same time, without experiencing a paradox-induced head explosion. But that's difficult to understand, and things that are difficult to understand make people angry. So just wear the DC Argo T-Shirt and let the yokels think what they like.