Remember the time that you rode your magic fox to the top of a skyscraper to get a picture of the most beautiful rainbow ever? But then, you got spooked by a giant floating eyeball, lost your balance, and fell right off of the roof. Luckily an orca whale was flying by and caught you by the hair. You even managed to document the entire experience with your camera. Ok, so maybe that story is a huge lie, but who could doubt you when your DC Biddy 153 Short-Sleeve T-Shirt documents every step of your adventure?