As you zip up your DC Men's Blinded Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt, you get the feeling that this is going to be a good night. You step outside, begin your walk to the bar, and suddenly, from the shadows emerges the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. She's obviously constructed of a luminescent, exotic metal, eyes of Tunisian glass, curves so perfect she could only have been constructed in an underground lab. She approaches, and, verily, you embrace in an explosion of joy. She 'boo-beeps' in something like ecstasy, as you sweep her off her feet and carry her, gingerly, to your apartment, before extinguishing the lights.