Your luck is about to change. Or something.
You stepped out of bed, slipped on a banana peel, fell backwards into your roommate's fish aquarium, dropped your toothbrush in the toilet, and filled your cereal bowl with expired milk. Today might not be the day to try out that skate trick you saw on the internet last night. At least if you wear the DC Clarion hoody to the skatepark, it'll provide a bit of road-rash protection if you bite it before you even get there.