Attention 11384-346! Finally, someone out there understands that you have feelings, too. DC sewed together scraps of your ex-cellmate’s jumpsuit to create the Men’s Heshin’ Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt. If you really bury your face in that armpit, you can still get a healthy blast of his man-musk. Now wipe your weepy eyes and get out to the rec yard—it’s time to find someone new. Hopefully he’ll struggle—it’s better that way.