Oh, wait, we’re now just getting word that it’s named after a town in California. Our bad.
Who knew that DC was such a big fan of the North American Treaty Organization? Apparently they like it so much that they created a delightfully plaid shirt named after their new Spanish-friendly, up-with-NATO mantra. If you listen closely on a clear night during a full moon, you might be able to hear their cries for more NATO echoing off the walls of distant strategic military installations; ‘Nato-mas! Nato-mas! Nato-mas!...’