Why should the wrecking company have all the fun?
Taking a baseball bat to that condemned house down the street seemed like a good idea at the time. I mean, it was gonna be torn down anyway. But the cops sure didn’t seem to feel that way. Luckily you slipped through the window and escaped into the night, the hood of your DC Men’s Padlock Sweatshirt protecting your identity and the thumbhole cuffs keeping your hands warm while you ran like the wind.