Of course you know that this means war.
Argh! The redneck in the pickup definitely just swerved to hit you. It's a good thing for your panther-like reflexes, or you'd be ground beef right now. The bastard actually blew your DC Side Swipe 2 Hat right off your head. Nothing left to do but pick up a beer bottle and give it the old Randy Johnson. If you aim it just right, the next sound you hear will be the lovely song of exploding glass as the pickup's rear window disappears.