At least you know what he’ll be for Halloween.
Get your near-mummified skater the DC Boys’ Smither T-Shirt when the teacher sends home a note about all the scrapes and scabs on the little tough guy’s body. Some silly school rule requires all his wounds to be covered. Since he comes home from the skatepark with a new one every day, even when wearing pads, he’s starting to resemble the mummy graphic on this cotton T-shirt. And it somehow expresses to the teacher your feelings about spending all your money on gauze.