A good shirt for a person made out of rubber.
Dress your little grom in the DC Star T-Shirt. He wants to be like you and jump over things. Although he may fall sometimes, he’s made of rubber, and he doesn’t have to think twice about jumping off, on, under, or through high things and not making it. Because if he doesn’t make it—no big deal, but if you don’t make it, you get broke off.