It’s a hard-knock life—or is it?
Dude, if you’re going to be out on the street panhandling for cash, at least be smart enough to cover up the DC logo on your Tate Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt. No one is going feel sorry for you when you look like a million bucks. Ok, now take this black marker and shade in under your eyes so you better resemble a strung-out child of the streets. Now, here’s a piece of cardboard to scribble your perfect guilt-inspiring message. Perfect.