No one likes a swirlie.
Yeah, the DC Men's Trouble Girl T-Shirt saw that women in the leopard-print dress. What's it to you? Sure, she might be attractive, and super nice, but once she realizes that you're 'nice' she'll kick your dog, empty your wallet, and give you a swirly. Stick feeling good about comfortable cotton shirts like the Trouble Girl Shirt, and we'll see where things go from there.