'Sir, have you seen a crazy person recently?' 'Yes, he went that way.'
Sport shower shoes in a post-escape stroll from the institution for the criminally insane (in which you've blossomed into an accomplished skate-hooligan) and you'll definitely be caught. It's a good thing you had a high-speed internet connection behind the stone walls of the asylum; how else would you have prepared for your 'big day' by ordering these slip-on DC Men's Villain Vulc LE Shoe. The limited edition leather upper fused to the vulcanized rubber sole says 'I'm a successful ladies man with a board addiction' ... not 'I recently escaped from an institution with steel grates over the windows.'