From a ramble to a rant.
The DC Wreckingball Tank Top was originally developed by NASA to make the astronauts look like total badasses while they were transmitting live via satellite, especially on daytime talk shows. Now you can have one, too. A shirt, not a show. Actually, they pretty much give daytime talk shows to any moron who wants one, so you can probably have one of those, too. We don't sell them, though.