Despite what you may have seen on TV, the hospital sucks.
Going bigger means taking bigger risks. When you decide today is the day to attack that 60-foot tabletop, slide into the Demon Snow Flex Force Pro Top Body Armor and huck yourself knowing that you're covered if the ground comes up to meet you at the wrong angle. Removable hard shell protection for your spine and elbows with memory foam padding for your shoulders, ribs, and collar bone forgives your biggest mistakes. That should pretty much have you covered from the waist up.