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Stashquatch

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    A mysterious creature, the Stashquatch can only be seen in brief glimpses making strange noises in the snowy forest (or when you open a bag of peanut butter M&M's).

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Keeps everything I need in one place

Burton Boothaus Bag Large

Burton Boothaus Bag Large

Rating for this product: 5 October 19, 2012

Plenty of space for my size 13 boots, jacket, goggles, and helmet. Separate side shoe pocket is nice. There are a few extra internal pockets too to hold tools, gummy stones, or extra hardware. A great bag to keep all your shred crap in one place...just grab this and your board, and head out the door.

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The IO, but bigger and awesomer

Smith IOX Interchangeable Goggle

Smith IOX Interchangeable Goggle

Rating for this product: 5 October 16, 2012

Enormous field of vision, perfect fit with my Smith Maze helmet. Lenses are super easy to change once you get the hang of it. Two lenses in the box gets you ready for any light conditions without having to buy anything extra.

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My favorite boot ever

Burton Grail Snowboard Boot - Men's

Burton Grail Snowboard Boot - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 September 24, 2012

Perfect flex for all around riding, nice and lightweight, and a great fit. I was pretty bummed to find out Burton discontinued these for 2013... don't sleep on these, especially at 40% off!

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Pretty awesome

Airblaster Air Goggle

Airblaster Air Goggle

Rating for this product: 4 February 23, 2012

These fit great, line up well with my helmet, have a great field of view, and never seem to fog up. My only complaint is that the optics aren't amazing...there is occasionally some glare in certain light conditions. But it's never really bothered me while riding, I mostly notice it on the lift. I still love 'em because I've had really bad problems with a lot of other goggles fogging and these have solved that (extremely annoying) issue. For the price, you can't beat 'em.

The Amber Baker lenses don't exactly look like your traditional chrome lens. The chrome is on the inner lens, which means these have a slightly different look but they are still mirrored. I've used these in everything from socked-in whiteout to bluebird and the lens really does work well for pretty much everything. I'd buy these again for sure.

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Burton Grail Snowboard Boot - Men's

December 14, 2011

I downsize a full size from my shoe to my boot size, but I'm a bit of a sadist. You may want to try going half a size down. Fit should be pretty snug at first...when boots are new, you want your toes touching the front when standing straight up. Otherwise they'll pack out and fit sloppily. Toe box on these is pretty neutral, although definitely wider than, say, an Ion.

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Oh yeah

Never Summer Legacy Snowboard - Wide

Never Summer Legacy Snowboard - Wide

Rating for this product: 5 November 28, 2011

I've tested just about every hybrid camber/rocker profile on the market and in my opinion, Never Summer's R.C. is the best version available. This board is a true all-mountain killer...soft enough to butter and press, poppy enough to boost jumps, and stable enough to straightline through chop. Seriously, the shittiest part about owning this deck is having to go back to my rock board until there's enough snowfall to rip in the woods. It's that good. If you're worried about Never Summer's reputation of building heavy tanks, you'll be pleased to know they've gotten a LOT lighter and snappier in recent years without losing that confidence-inspiring damp stability that makes them so awesome. Buy one.

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Rome Artifact Rocker Snowboard - Wide

November 28, 2011

Burton Customs will work fine, just make sure the binding hardware isn't bottoming out in the board's inserts and dimpling your base. I think Burton bindings may have thinner baseplates or something...I had to go with shorter 14mm screws to put my Missions on this board, down from the 16mm screws that came with my bindings. But the 390s would be a great match for this, too.

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Rome Artifact Rocker Snowboard - Wide

November 28, 2011

If you're used to riding rocker boards on big kickers, you'll be fine. The 2012 version is less noodley than the previous Artifacts have a reputation for being, in my opinion. It still feels a bit washy on landings when compared to camber boards, but look at Johnny Lazz's part in The Shred Remains—he's boosting some massive jumps on this thing.

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Butterlicious, surprisingly poppy fun

Rome Artifact Rocker Snowboard - Wide

Rome Artifact Rocker Snowboard - Wide

Rating for this product: 5 November 28, 2011

Bought this expecting a wet-noodle jib stick, but it's actually really fun for pretty much any type of freestyle riding. Not my first choice for ice or deep pow, but the QuickRip sidecut is legit and offers much better control than a lot of other rocker boards out there. I actually de-tuned the binding zones where the extra contact points sit because it was almost too grabby at times. Presses super easily, with improved pop over previous Artifacts I've ridden. Perfect park-rat board that's more than capable of riding other stuff too.

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Warm & low-profile

Rome Bushwood Glove

Rome Bushwood Glove

Rating for this product: 5 November 17, 2011

Really stoked on these. They're warmer than I thought they would be, fine for everyday winter use in Utah climates if you don't get cold super easy. The palms are super grippy for radical extreme airtime grab action and they're holding up well so far.

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No more highwaters

Burton Cargo Tall Pant - Men's

Burton Cargo Tall Pant - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 October 12, 2011

I'm 6'6" and these are my favorite pants. They fit nice and long...not insanely baggy, just long. It's nice to be able to look like a normal snowboarder instead of Steve Urkel. Good waterproofing, fabric feels mobile and not too crunchy. Awesome shell pant for the price.

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Good low-pro everyday glove

DAKINE Bronco Glove

DAKINE Bronco Glove

Rating for this product: 4 October 11, 2011

Never had the problems with the liners coming out the other guy is talking about. Maybe Dakine fixed it? Anyway, these are pretty sick gloves. Warm enough for most days in Utah, plenty waterproof. They aren't the most durable gloves I've ever owned but they've also seen a lot of hard use. Solid for the price.

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Gold Coast Dead Longboard

June 2, 2011

It's a little small for freeride-type sliding at high speeds, but if you just wanna dork off with some Colemans/Berts, etc. you'll be fine. You might shred the wheels pretty fast, though.

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Arbor Fish Bamboo Longboard

May 26, 2011

If you're gonna be hitting any bigger hills on a regular basis, you might want something with a little bit longer wheelbase. But for cruising flats, carving, and the occasional mellow downhill, this thing is perfect.

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WARM!

Airblaster Beluga Down Jacket - Men's

Airblaster Beluga Down Jacket - Men's

Rating for this product: 4 January 5, 2011

This thing is ridiculously warm. Not kind of warm, like outrageously warm. If you live somewhere where it gets cold as balls, consider this jacket. I can only wear it when it's below 10 degrees, even with just one tech tee underneath. Super waterproof as well. The only reason I gave it 4 stars is one of the snaps on the front flap popped off the first day I ever wore it. Not that big a deal, but a bit of a bummer for a brand-new jacket. Other than that, I love it - fits nice and long and keeps me warm during night riding or really cold days.

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frustrating

Anon Hawkeye Goggle

Anon Hawkeye Goggle

Rating for this product: 2 December 30, 2010

I love the fit and peripheral vision of the Hawkeyes, but they fog up worse than any other goggles I've ever owned. Fogging has never been a problem for me before, until I bought these. Not to mention the outermost layer of foam is coming unglued after only about 30 days of use. I'm going back to my old Figments until I can find something else, but this might be the last pair of Anons I buy.

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Boioioioioing

Burton Joystick Snowboard - Wide

Burton Joystick Snowboard - Wide

Rating for this product: 5 November 24, 2010

My only beef with last year's Joystick was that the nose and tail were not as poppy as I would have liked. Well, that, and the fact that I snapped mine. But Burton's warranty came through with the 2011 model, and it's even better than last year's. By no means is this board stiff, but I can definitely tell they added a bit more carbon - I definitely notice a more lively feel when I load up the board, which is nice for avoiding the weird backseat landings that many rocker boards tend to dish out. It's still pretty forgiving and playful, though. Frostbite edges are legit...this thing grips on firm snow as well as any rocker board out there. Super-fun for riding everything from park to pow. This board will make you want to try new tricks all over the place.

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Banshee Bungee Urban Assault Bungee - 10 Foot Package

November 22, 2010

I'd only attach it to whatever you're hitting as a last option. It's doable but definitely not ideal.

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Great fit, dope graphic

Matix Mitfix T-Shirt - Short-Sleeve - Men's

Matix Mitfix T-Shirt - Short-Sleeve - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 September 27, 2010

This shirt is super comfy. As a really tall dude who really likes burritos, I'm forced to wear XXL, which is often way too wide and not quite long enough. This one fits perfect, though. I get a lot of compliments on it, even if half of them are like "I really like your jack-o-lantern shirt!" To which I say "It's a tribute to The Misfits, jerkface. Learn your music history." Man, I sure showed them.

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Burton Hate Restricted Snowboard

August 13, 2010

You have a lot of options. All Burton's regular (non-EST) bindings will work, and many other companies also have discs that are compatible with the 3D mounting pattern (2 long slots on the disc is a good sign that it will work). I'd double-check with the binding manufacturer if you aren't sure.

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Best BMX shoes ever

etnies Sunday Number Mid Bike Shoe - Men's

etnies Sunday Number Mid Bike Shoe - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 July 30, 2010

These are my go-to shoes for extreme children's bicycling and/or dirt jumping. Super grippy sole, awesome support and cushioning, and dope colors. My new favorites for sure.

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DC PBJ LTD Snowboard

February 23, 2010

It's a fun board to ride, but unless you're a rail junky i'd go for something a bit stiffer. I like soft boards too, but this thing is a noodle...I practically did a somersault the first time I tried a nosepress on it. If you like big kickers and riding fast I'd get something else.

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Burton Ion Snowboard Boot - Men's - 09/10

February 22, 2010

You may consider this a biased opinion, but I say yes. They aren't cheap, but after switching from these to some less-expensive Burton boots I realized just how badass they were. Super lightweight, comfortable, and great support. If it means anything, I'm going back to the Ions again next season.

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Burton Custom X Snowboard - 09/10

December 16, 2009

I'd go with the 158. It will be a great all-around size and with as stiff as the Custom X rides, you will not have any problems with edge hold.

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Burton Ion Snowboard Boot - Men's - 09/10

December 15, 2009

The Ions have a much, much higher-end liner and a slightly lower-profile last than the Motos, so they should pack out a lot less and fit more snug to begin with. I'd go for the 8.

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Burton P1.1 Snowboard Binding - 08/09

December 15, 2009

Sorry, but that's totally incorrect. Burton bindings ALWAYS come with either a universal disc that works for 3D and 4x4 mounting patterns, or 2 sets of discs. You definitely won't need to buy a separate disc. These will mount fine to any snowboard made in the past decade with the included parts.

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Stepchild Snowboards Jib Stick Snowboard

December 14, 2009

It will be close with a 256 waist and a size 13 boot. If you ride a wide, ducked out stance you could probably get away with it, but you will probably get some drag when really laying into a turn on a steep slope. However, if you're gonna be riding mostly in the park you will be fine.

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Stepchild Snowboards Jib Stick Snowboard

December 14, 2009

I'd say you would want a waist width of at least 250 mm. This board is semi-mid-wide, and if you're mostly riding park (like you would on this thing) you're probably not doing a ton of mega-deep carves anyway, so you should be totally fine with a size 11 on the Jib Stick.

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DC PBJ Pro Biittner Snowboard

December 14, 2009

What's up Coop... Biitner's board is probably right up your alley. It does best in the park and on the streets but just set the stance back a bit on your trips to bigger mountains and you'll rip it up like whoa. If you're primarily a park rider you'll be stoked.

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I hated rocker snowboards....

Burton Joystick Snowboard - Wide  - 09/10

Burton Joystick Snowboard - Wide - 09/10

Rating for this product: 5 December 11, 2009

Until I rode this one. The Joystick actually holds an edge amazingly well and is playful enough to shred the park, but responsive enough to haul ass anywhere on the hill. Very confidence-inspiring riding switch, and I can't tell you how many times I've thought I was going to eat shit and was still able to ride it out because this thing is so forgiving. You won't be disappointed - Burton nailed it with this one.

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Gnu Park Pickle BTX Snowboard

December 11, 2009

Yo Zach, weight is more important than height in determining the correct snowboard size. Unless you're ridiculously skinny, at your height I'd think you would be happier hitting jumps on a little bit bigger board - more effective edge means more stability and less washing out on landings.

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Smith Chemist Sun Sunglasses

May 21, 2009

what's dope about these is that the arms have 2-way hinges on them, so they fit a whole bunch of different face types. I have a pretty big Neanderthal-style head, and they fit me fine because the arms can flex out a little bit without being uncomfortable, but one of my skinny-ass co-workers has a pair too, and he's just as stoked.

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nice, baggy fit, good tech at sick price

Analog Perimeter Pant - Men's

Analog Perimeter Pant - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 December 10, 2008

I kitted these out with my Analog Strategy jacket for this year and I couldn't be happier. They fit nice and big, just the way I like it, They keep me warm and dry, and look sick, what else do you need?

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Steez, if you please

Analog Strategy Jacket - Men's

Analog Strategy Jacket - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 December 9, 2008

This thing is doper than a Volkswagen full of junkies. The drop-stitch fabric is really sick looking, and although it's super tech, it doesn't feel like a garbage bag, like some waterproof jackets do. Fits nice and big, with enough pockets to carry more than you could ever possibly want to...yet it's still not bulky. Plenty of room underneath to layer on those brutally cold days. I've already gotten about 2 dozen compliments on this thing after less than 2 weeks using it at the hill. I have the green one and I swear it almost glows in the sunlight.

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