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your mom's house
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"We are confident that we have thoroughly catalogued everything that happened to your mom last night," said the study's senior author. "It includes a number of things previously thought impossible. While a handful of studies have speculated on your mom's nocturnal activities, none have dared or even desired to go into this kind of detail."

The 857-page report includes appendices listing various kitchen appliances and topical anesthetics, among other things. It speculates that what I did to your mom last night may be one of the leading causes of global warming. In response to the study, numerous researchers have asked whether your mom has plans on Saturday.

"This study is the biggest thing that's happened to your mom since... well, I won't go into that," one proponent said. "Your mom is a growing field in experimental research - and when I say growing, I mean 'huge and getting bigger.' This study opens new doors for research into doing things to your mom."

Reactions have varied. One researcher said, "Dude, your mom is hot." Another answered, "****, man, that's some ****ed up ****. Your mom's a ****ing ****. I'd like to **** ***** ***** ***** to ***** a **** and **** with **** shoehorn ****ing **** like a ****."

Critics assailed the study, calling it "unconscionable, unethical, and probably unconstitutional." One critic added, "Your mom is so fat, she couldn't fit in an 857 page study." Other critics argue that the study, and the events that inspired it, are irreproducible. The researchers defended their study, by arguing that your mom's irreproducible.

Your mom, speaking on condition of anonymity, said she was on again for tonight.

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WU 4 EVA!

Celtek Golden Gloves Street Glove - Men's

December 1, 2009

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Overpriced

WeSC Alp Horn Headphones DO NOT USE

Rating for this product: 2 October 27, 2009

These headphones look super cool and have an awesome retro appearance to them so I was psyched to test them out. Once I actually had them in my hand they seemed lighter than they should be and as a result cheaply constructed. Once on my head, the earphone piece did not sufficiently cover or surround my ear and I had a lot of ambient noise interference. Furthermore, the ear pieces do not flip out, DJ style. The adjustment piece is pretty unique, but does not allow for a really wide-range of adjustments. As for sound, I was not impressed. For this same price range you can get other headphones that are made better and provide a wider range of highs and lows. Yes these have a 57mm PRO driver, but the frequency is sub-par for this price point. Overall I really wanted to love these headphones because I really dig the retro styling, but I think for actual audiophiles...you will be pretty disappointed.

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Celtek Golden Gloves Street Glove - Men's

October 20, 2009

My method on the microphone is banging.

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Can I pay for these with C.R.E.A.M.?

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Celtek Golden Gloves Street Glove - Men's

October 20, 2009

Although they may not actually protect ya neck, they will certainly bring the ruckus, bring the mutha f*@kin' ruckus.

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Element Bootleg Military Hat

October 20, 2009

Yes, it does come in black.

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Brixton Gain Crushable Felt Hat

September 4, 2009

The black one does have feathers. Good catch! Not sure what is going on this picture....

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Porkchop

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Coal Considered Jameson Beanie

September 3, 2009

Oh Pat, Pat, Pat...personally, I purchased this 76 "doller" fine piece of luxurious material to wipe my "but" with... as it is THE MOST AMAZING post-defecation experience I have ever had!!!

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The 857-page report includes appendices listing various kitchen appliances and topical anesthetics, among other things. It speculates that what I did to your mom last night may be one of the leading causes of global warming. In response to the study, numerous researchers have asked whether your mom has plans on Saturday. "This study is the biggest thing that's happened to your mom since... well, I won't go into that," one proponent said. "Your mom is a growing field in experimental research - and when I say growing, I mean 'huge and getting bigger.' This study opens new doors for research into doing things to your mom." Reactions have varied. One researcher said, "Dude, your mom is hot." Another answered, "**, man, that's some ed up . Your mom's a ing . I'd like to * * * to * a and with shoehorn ing like a *." Critics assailed the study, calling it "unconscionable, unethical, and probably unconstitutional." One critic added, "Your mom is so fat, she couldn't fit in an 857 page study." Other critics argue that the study, and the events that inspired it, are irreproducible. The researchers defended their study, by arguing that your mom's irreproducible. Your mom, speaking on condition of anonymity, said she was on again for tonight. Flag Un-Flag Is this profile whack? Thanks for catching it. We'll take it down and send it to the clean-up crew. This profile was: (Optional) Rankings #286 of 540 - Watches #424 of 1,607 - Gloves #808 of 2,342 - Hats #970 of 1,408 - Headphones #1,356 of 1,779 - Men's Accessories #1,440 of 2,818 - Accessories #1,443 of 2,138 - Goggles Why use your real name? Because it keeps this place legit. There's no frontin' with real names. Plus, it pays off: you get 50% more credit for your contributions. For more info check out the Help Center. This is how you compare to all the other O.G.s on dogfunk.com. You earn one point for each review / question / answer / gear photo / comments / votes you contribute. You gain an extra point every time someone gives one of your contributions a thumbs up, but you lose a point for every thumbs down. Bonus: if you use your real name, your point total increases by 1.5x-you deserve credit for putting your neck on the line to make this community better. For more info, check out the Help Center. Change me. This is how you compare to the other OGs within a group of products. You earn one point for each review / question / answer / gear photo / comments / votes you contribute. You gain an extra point every time someone gives one of your contributions a thumbs up, but you lose a point for every thumbs down. Bonus: if you use your real name, your point total increases by 1.5x—you deserve credit for putting your neck on the line to make this community better. For more info, check out the Help Center. WU 4 EVA! 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Helpful Votes: 0 Yes 0 Comments Permanently Out of Stock -- View Product > Read all Reviews > Answer to: "why would i but a hat for 76 dollers!?!?!?" Coal Considered Jameson Beanie September 3, 2009 Oh Pat, Pat, Pat...personally, I purchased this 76 "doller" fine piece of luxurious material to wipe my "but" with... as it is THE MOST AMAZING post-defecation experience I have ever had!!! 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