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5 Questions:
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Bio:
I was abandoned at the age of 2. In order to make my parents rue the day that they tried to abandon me I killed them with a snowboard. From then on I vowed to thank the snowboarding masters by writing kick-butt reviews about snowboards. I then met my boyfriend at the age of 10 and he got me pregnant. I had an abortion. Then at 10 1/2 I was impregnated again. I had another abortion. I ended up having around 25 abortions before he finnaly left me for a male dog. I guess you could say that I got adicted to abortions. Besides from writing reviews. I am currently the leading activist in makeing abortion a sport. Tegan bless 'Merica and may there never be another mexican who gets in here without papers ever again. Im bipolar.
Rankings 
- #2 of 11 - Toddler Jackets
- #3 of 69 - Surfboards
- #12 of 233 - Backcountry
- #21 of 228 - Longboards
- #43 of 515 - Men's Board Shorts
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