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    Mommy's bedroom
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    I was abandoned at the age of 2. In order to make my parents rue the day that they tried to abandon me I killed them with a snowboard. From then on I vowed to thank the snowboarding masters by writing kick-butt reviews about snowboards. I then met my boyfriend at the age of 10 and he got me pregnant. I had an abortion. Then at 10 1/2 I was impregnated again. I had another abortion. I ended up having around 25 abortions before he finnaly left me for a male dog. I guess you could say that I got adicted to abortions. Besides from writing reviews. I am currently the leading activist in makeing abortion a sport. Tegan bless 'Merica and may there never be another mexican who gets in here without papers ever again. Im bipolar.

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Not well suited for clubs

Smith Prophecy Turbo Fan Goggle - Polarized

Smith Prophecy Turbo Fan Goggle - Polarized

Rating for this product: 2 August 16, 2012

I wore these fine goggles to a club that was dark and this didn't help because it was liek I was blind. but when it's bright I'm sure they work fine.

Some1 is touching my hair and I'm going to flip the freak out if it doesn't stop. fo sho

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Surftech McTavish Carver TL Surfboard

August 16, 2012

does this bored make my butt look big?

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Reminds me of my mom

Rogue Status Linked T-Shirt - Short-Sleeve - Men's

Rogue Status Linked T-Shirt - Short-Sleeve - Men's

Rating for this product: 5 August 15, 2012

I love my mom because she wears AWSM shirts leik this

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